Jilly Juice, LLCReviews 295

I use to try to $#*! men constantly in the $#*!, anywhere, anytime, when ever I got the chance. I'd see some random guy peeing next to me in the bathroom stalls and I'd quickly grab his schlong and shove it way up in my $#*!, whether there was piss still coming out or not. I'd $#*! men even when they would say no, because no means yes and it's 2018. But eventually I had to find away to stop, because my penis was starting to stay red and was beginning to rot away, pretty close to falling off, because of all the mens $#*!'s its been in. So eventually I came across this woman named Jill on the Dr. Phill show. She seemed to know a lot because she reads stuff off face book and wikipedia, why the hell didn't I think of doing that, $#*! a science degree. But anyways she was talking about her new product that makes you $#*! water and can help you regenerate limbs. So I gave it a shot. Right before bed I drank some of the Jilly juice spiked with vodka and fell asleep. The next morning, I woke up to find my $#*! had grown back and was 12 inches longer! And best of all I don't like men anymore. In fact now I murder other men in the alley ways and behind a starbucks coffe shop. I'm am now hooked on women. And even better two days later I went to the doctor and found out to my surprise I almost died from AIDS and he said if not for the Jilly Juice, I would have been dead the next morning from it, I thanked him then later murdered him too. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THIS PRODUCT THIS $#*! NEEDS A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE! Put your faith in Jilly juice not in God.

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Jilly juice saved me and wakanda using the power of healing it also saved every human being on the earth, it is the holy grail it is gods gift to man, it cured the black death, it also fed all of the children of africia in one vial, it also caused all products to be made in countries other then china. Jilly jews is truly gods gift to man. May I also add how jilly juce saved my cripplingly deformed child from autisim and depression and the other child grew a few extra limbs to help him with his homework because I had to go to work at a stripper. THANKS JILLY JUICE FOR SAVING MANKIND!

Ps it also saved wakanda from the nazi space aids

So i have been drinking jizzy juice for a month now. Its really called jilly juice but once i started drinking it, I think the cabbage or sodium in there had a weird reaction to my body. This juice turned me into a raging homosexual, and now I can see ghosts n dead people. Omg did you know eveytime you yawn a ghost puts his penis in your mouth? So since i started this wife n kids left n i cant stop yawning and putting random guys honkers in my mouth
Thanks jizzy juice 8==== =D 0:

Since I started drinking Jilly juice, I have worked up to drinking 23.5 gallons per day. I HAVE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE. I am only a 9-year-old, but I have personally lived for over 400 years because of this juice. This made me so confident in the juice that I cut off both of my arms to prove the power of Jilly Juice (the pain of cutting off my arms was nothing compared to the pain of the waterfalls). Now, 2 new arms have grown from each one of my shoulders, so I'm basically General Grievous. The only negative side effect of the juice is the strokes. However, they are few and far between (only about once per day), and that is a small price to pay for a miracle, in my opinion.

At this point, I pretty much have to carry a toilet around with me because of the waterfalls (NOT DIARRHEA). However, this is barely even an inconvenience because i now have 2 extra arms to carry it with. All of my children are super-babies and were born with at least 6 limbs. All they consume is Jilly Juice. So what if they have never seen the light of day because they are always on the toilet? This is truly the next step in human evolution. THE FUTURE IS JILLY JUICE! 11/10 would recommend to anyone suffering from diabetes, ligma, or homosexuality.

Since drinking 10 gallons a day I've grown gills, a tail, and I've become a part time mermaid. I've also learned that ****ing till my intestines come out isn't so bad... they grow right back! The only down side is that I keep running off while at work in order to go to the bathroom. I need a doctors note from Jillian to give to my job to explain my obsession with the bathroom.

I also need a very large pool with heating.

Jillian... please help. You've caused this - take responsibility. If you don't I will find you... and I will drag you into the deep ocean and leave you there..

I drink a gallon of jews each day and I never felt better. I used to have chronic gae, and I've tried many methods, but none worked. I went to a doctor and he said it was uncurable and I would never get better. But since I have drink juice I have not so much as smiled at another man because I am so straight now. I suggest anyone suffering from gay try this, it will make your life better. Thank you jilly You have cured me! I look forwasrd to wasting money on more spoiled cabbage juice!

As a boy, I always wanted to know what being a girl felt like. Like, haven't you ever wondered how it feels to suck your own boobs? I know I have! But all that was just a fantasy, until JILLYJUICE. It changed my life! Now I can finally change my gender to "Other" in social media, without feeling bad about it. There were no changes in the first 3 weeks, but after that, my chest was slowly growing, and started to leak out milk. It was a wonderful experience, really. I've never loved myself more, and it's all thanks to JILLYJUICE.

When I was born, the doctor said that I had erectile disfunction, so my great grandpa gave me 12 trucks of jilly juice. This made my ED go away. I also got the cold when I was 7 and drank about 15 gallons of jilly juice and had to wait about a few weeks to wait for it to go away, AND IT DID. Now im a proud transgender uncle of 5. When I gave birth to all my kids, I immediately jump off the hospital bed with a open penis and ran to my car and drove back to my house for my Jilly Juice and immediately after I popped a gallon of that $#*! beautiful waterfalls came out of EVERY single hole like a $#*!ing geyser. It was coming out so hard that people who visited me instantly got aids and lost a 7 chromosome which led to them having multiple Down syndrome complications. I then proceeded to go back to the hospital and give everyone in the room aids and down syndrome. After that I went home, put all my beautiful babies in the shower and drowned them in jilly juice. They instantly gulped that $#*! up like a white girl being given Starbucks. All of the babies started receiving the same waterfalls I had and I almost died from drowning. Ever since that day I had traumatic PTSD and drank more and more jilly juice every day, the same happened with my kids and now all of them have type 4 diabetes and are all SUPER anorexic, like anorexic to the point where they look like a cj who hasn't gotten anything to eat. Every day me and my babies also pray to Jilly in each of our showers drinking jilly juice and $#*!ting it out consistently. Now I have loved to 400 and I am writing this on my shower bed while having vigorous waterfalls.

I've been drinking 5 gallons of this $#*! a day and it's $#*!ing awesome. I've grown a second penis and a 4 more arms. I've never been so productive in my life! After 762,135 trips to the bathroom, I've lost every internal organ, but it's okay because afterwards I grow replacements. Did I mention the rocket arms? Just yesterday I blew up the entirety of North Korea and ate Kim Jong Uhn, gaining 500 pounds then continuing to shoot pregnant Muslim women with my 5.56 Minigun arms. #BombDefused #DoubleCocks #America

Also I'm selling my parents on eBay, feel free to come by.