Jilly Juice, LLCReviews 295

People have taken this and they became even more sick. Further more, JillyJuice claims are not backed with proper evidence. Sources of so-called "evidence" she is attaining is not reliable as it is online.

She also has no medical degree or any certification whatsoever to have the right to make this claims. All claims she makes are based completely on theory and supernatural content. There is also a high sodium content that is risky for many people. Basically, this is promoting a product that isn't even confirmed whether it works or not. I recommend not trying it at all.

I used to be autistic but got 100% cured by Jilly Juice. However my personal healing journey happened in 2 stages because it first transmuted my autism into homosexuality, so I had a powerful craving for penis, which could only be sated by servicing 4, maybe 5 guys at a time. This lasted for 3 years, every night spent in a glory hole or truck stop or glory hole in a truck stop, and then with the help of a gallon of fermented cabbage juice and the constant anal trauma of continuous violent diahorria, I turned straight and also I was cured of Aids and also I grew back 4 fingers on my middle hand

I used to suffer from chronic veganism. I suffered from the more serious type II veganism, that causes sufferers to spend all day, hanging out on Youtube videos about meat, trying to make everyone else join their weird little starvation cult, and spreading lies about "health benefits", and regurgitating nonsensical "proofs" that humans are not designed to eat meat, pulled from the videos of Youtubers who are mostly trolling, if not, just plain dumb.
I'd all but given up hope, but when the Jizzy juice protocol cured my stage 5 pancreatic cancer and made my arms and legs grow back, I was no longer miserable, so I lost all interest in spoiling other people's fun and pxxxing everyone off.
I finally had something to live for, so I was like, "Sorry, cow. You taste so good, and your flesh is too nutritious to pass up!"
So, Jizzy Juice indirectly cured my homosexuality and pretentiousness, too.
Jizzy has not paid me to post this positive review. She wouldn't do that. She's too smart and attractive

This woman is legitimately killing vulerable people for their cash. Please, PLEASE, if you are someone who takes Jilly Juice, or someone thinking of it, don't. There is plenty of evidence out there to tell us how dangerous and stupid it is to do.

However I know that people in a desperate situation are willing to do anything, even to the point that it kills them. So instead I'll ask, what are her qualifications? Seriously? She had a "revelation" one day about the chemical makeup of the human body (which she got wrong btw) and decided the way to fix everything is to scarf salt in fermented cabbage water.

She has no medical training, zilch. She worked for a little bit as a marketing consultant, that's it. And so if was to say anyone who could engineer a business cult, and then accidentally fall for her own ideas, I'd say it'd be her.

It's ok to be sick and scared and worried, it's not ok to listen to a madwomans word as gospel, and then kill yourself.

I didn't have my legs, arms, and chest BUT IT GREW BACK! It makes me look so young, and stay alive for so long! I'm 2709 years old! I feel so young! ;) thank you Jilly juice!

The bottom line is, the only thing Jilly Juice cures is constipation, and only temporarily. It's basically a exceedingly high sodium fetid cabbage laxative slurry, with which miracles are supposedly performed through long bouts of explosive diarrhea. If that isn't horrible enough, Epperly's apparent delusions of grandeur and paranoia have taken her down a twisted road of other fantastical, but of course unproven, beliefs. There's much blather about "the Matrix", parasites, yeast, living forever, exercise is bad, sex is bad, media is bad, and on and on.

Although the high levels of sodium in this juice have me sodium poisoning, leading me to die, I am now in heaven with all my limbs intact, I am perfectly healthy, and I have a 13.8 inch penis, I'd like to thank Jilly Juice for helping me as when I was alive, I only had a 5.4 inch penis. I dont think people understand how this juice works, it only works in the afterlife, the sodium poisoning is just there to quickly end your meaningless life, and then giving you paradise in heaven. Now after drinking 6 gallons of jilly juice per nanosecond, I am banging hot angels and have a pet unicorn. Thank you Jillian for teaching me this amazing protocol

These are my experiences with this life changing product.

PROS: - I sleep better and longer, I feel rested and well. - I can focus better. - The waterfalls aren't really that bad.

CONS: - My head hurts constantly. - My skin peels off when I scratch it. - When I press my skull it feels soft. - My fingerprints have started to wear off. - My urin contains stomach acid. - I pass out randomly. - When I sleep, I can feel movement inside my brain.

VERDICT:
I recommend everyone to quit any kind of treatment and start using Jilly Juice. I have used it for five months now and I can definetly feel an improvement.