Jilly Juice, LLCReviews 295

Not only is this woman making false claims about her company (https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.buzzfeednews.com/amphtml/nidhisubbaraman/poop-cult-jilly-juice-ftc-warning) but she is also publicly displaying her true self, in ways that no one I can think of would want to associate with. Laughing at the tragically accidental death of a 60-year-old woman, who seemed to be on a similar wellness journey as J Epperly? I am appalled! When it comes to health especially, we need the truth. We need honest, KIND HEARTED people. Clearly, Jillian Epperly is nothing close to this, nor to what she claims to be. Absolutely repulsed by this type of human. I'd rather make my own juice than buy from a person like this.

I followed the JillyJuice protocol and I can tell it's helping. My stupid doctor said that the diarrhea it causes is dangerous to my ulcerative colitis and crohn's disease. What an idiot! I told him it's not diarrhea, it's waterfalls! I seriously can't believe he went to medical school, he's sooo dumb. I also told him that the blood I'm losing and fatigue is just the toxins leaving my system and that he doesn't have to worry about my crohn's or colitis anymore because it's going to be cured soon anyway. I seriously think he's just jealous of Jillian and wishes he had come up with JillyJuice. I mean if he so smart, how come Jillian is famous and on TV and he's not? Right? He's like so jealous it's crazy! LOL Anyway Jillian your the best, thank you for saving my life! My grandmother is in hospice because of her pancreatic cancer but I'm going to bring her some JillyJuice too, I can't wait to have her home again. Jillian you deserve the noble prize your a GEUNIUS! THANK YOU JILLIAN!

FUN FACT sodium cannot hurt you I had three kidney transplants because they kept failing due to joy because of Jilly Juice. Definitely no relation to a GIANT UNHEALTHY DOSE OF SODIUM. Also this juice gave me plenty of time to myself because I had explosive diarrhea(yes sweetheart, it IS diarrhea) for six days. Lastly, this juice ended my three year relationship with my beautiful girlfriend by curing my gayness. Now I'm happily engaged to an alcoholic who's determined to spend all my money on strippers. :) Thanks Jilly!

After only 2 days of using JillyJuice I was fully cured of my ultra mega gay. I have been living my whole life thinking about riding sweet man sausage and riding dads across the hills and far away, and electrocuted the bloodridden cumdumpster that is my brain to try to get rid of it, until I found JillyJuice. Now I am an ultimate $#*!slayer and enjoy motorboating my mom every morning (Rest in peace Martha <3). It also helped destroy the AIDS I contracted from shagging the brains out of Freddie Mercury in my time.

My only complaint is the flavour of the juice, which tasted like complete $#*!. It sometimes gives me memories of tossing fag salads, but I would definitely recommend.

To whoever reads this, PLEASE do NOT buy Jilly Juice. It is a horrific example of someone giving out lies to those who are too ill, too deprived of hope, that they would do ANYTHING to get better results for themselves or a loved one. The Creator/Owner of this product, Jillian, claims that she is NOT responsible for those who FOLLOWED HER INSTRUCTIONS PERFECTLY if they get worse in health.

Please, if you are considering getting it, DONT or you WILL get severe side effects of drinking it--for crying out loud, you could DIE of Sodium Poisoning if you do the "Recommended intake" of 1 gallon A DAY.

If you know someone who wants and/or has this product, chuck their "Jilly Juice" in the bin and tell them about how Jilly Juice will ACTUALLY affect someone... otherwise, this stuff will NEVER go away. The last thing we need, is "Jilly Juice" to remain an actual product indefinately.