Jilly Juice, LLCReviews 295

My penis is now 33 feet long. It got so big that my morning wood suffocated me-twice. But my girlfriend came in and poured some JillyJuice (mixed with some of my sperm) on my tounge and I came back to life.
Bad news though. Since my peepee is so big now I have to tie it to my left leg so not to frighten the children in my village. This is fine and all but if I get a boner I will literally snap my leg in half. Which I've done-twice. But JillyJuice mixed with my sperm healed that leg up quicker than a Sunset on a pale afternoon near the Jersey Shore on horseback.

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Don't drink this, you can die. Educate yourself first, the amount of sodium in this concoction is extremely dangerous as it can lead to cardiac arrest at any moment. The 'waterfalls' which are just diarrhoea and constant urination is painful and not helpful. Jillian should cut her limbs off, drink all her jilly juice and show the supposed limb re-growth. The horrible insane inhumane greedy monster should be imprisoned or institutionalised immediately.

Thanks to billy juice, I have finally won a game of fortnite and levelled up to get my first victory Royale, I opened a chest earlier and I got a jilly juice, and then I bushed camp until it was me and some loser called ninja, he found be but then I drank the jilly juice and gained 75 shield instead of 25, I then killed ninja with a 196 headshot pump when I was aiming for his chest and he only damaged me 6 shield. Thanks jllly juice

This stuff makes ur c$ck big and juicy. Mine now has arms and legs and can walk freely around my penthouse. The amount of sodium really gets me going in the morning. It's definitely better than red bull because it cured my homosexuality and my kids no longer have cancer. This is some good stuff and really cures you. I recommend around 4 gallons a day (morning, lunch, evening, and midnight). I don't even have to sleep when I'm drinking this stuff. Cures sleeping. I am 90 but look like an infant. I also grew 3 extra arms and an extra heart. The nursing home ladies call me infanto de Jesus.

I have never had an experience such as this ever in my life. My $#*! opened like the floodgates the first moment my lips made contact with this magical elixir. A wonderful waterfall gushed out and wouldn't stop. I have gained enlightenment and acceded past that of human comprehension. All the information and knowledge came rushing to my head as all of my bodily fluids rushed out my $#*!. I just wish my waterfalls contained less blood. I used to have Autism, Down Syndrome, ADHD, and was a Lesbian Transgender and instantly the juice reversed all of my problems. I am no longer affected by these human limitations as I have been cured of all of these problems. My mental disorders are no more and I grew another head which I named Jerry ( he calls me father). Thanks to this juice i am now a better version of myself and I have a new friend. I have never had an experience such as this ever in my life. My $#*! opened like the floodgates the first moment my lips made contact with this magical elixir. A wonderful waterfall gushed out and wouldn't stop. I have gained enlightenment and acceded past that of human comprehension. All the information and knowledge came rushing to my head as all of my bodily fluids rushed out my $#*!. I just wish my waterfalls contained less blood. I used to have Autism, Down Syndrome, ADHD, and was a Lesbian Transgender and instantly the juice reversed all of my problems. I am no longer affected by these human limitations as I have been cured of all of these problems. My mental disorders are no more and I grew a penis (I am a girl), and another head which I named Jerry ( he calls me father). Thanks to this juice i am now a better version of myself and I have a new friend.