Jilly Juice, LLCReviews 295

I $#*!ing hate it. I drank it in hope I stop being $#*!ing gay. So I whipped some up, smoked some weed, and drank it through my anus. I did this for 7 weeks and yet I still suck penis for money. $#*! you Jilly Juice.

This juice is literally giving people strokes. DO NOT DRINK THIS! The insanely high salt content is dangerous and the creator has done nothing to help this and flat out denies it. This women is a monster praying on the unfortunate and sick.

Autism is neurological and cannot be "cured" with cabbage. And homosexuality is not a disorder. People are getting dumber by the day. Modern technology is the enemy of all these idiots.

I just found out about this stuff, Jilly Juice yesterday watching Dr Phil. Just watching that crazy lady on Dr Phil's show kept my wife and I laughing for about an hour while I was drinking Richie's Juice,(BEER).

That crazy lady was funny. She acted like she was serious. She probably believes that the earth is flat too.

Thank you Dr Phil for having a comedian on for something different and keeping us laughing, but you better be careful because there are crazy people who might think that was a real product, and try making it, and actually DRINKING IT!

If you think that you are pretty healthy and pretty good looking and you have nothing to gain from this product, well. You're wrong. Actually, I found out that if you are praying while drinking the juice and screaming while experiencing waterfalls you will literally $h! T MONEY! YES ACTUALLY MONEY. But you have to be very specific about the currency.

I have been drinking Jilly Juice for the past two weeks. Every night I have woken up to a small ginger midget telling me that "Jilly orchestrated the invasion of Kuwait". I am starting to see visions of small brown kids being massacred at large by Jilly and her vaginal fluids. Every day, all i can think about now is Jilly. Why would she invade Kuwait? What is happening? What is her master plan? Am I homosexual still?

P. S: The waterfalls have started to come out of my nose instead of my butthole

Did not work. Made me go into hypernatremic shock, and only made me even more homosexual. After drinking this I felt the strongest homosexual urges I have ever felt. I have never felt such strong homosexual urges before, and I believe Jilly Juice has made me even gayer. Did wonders for my relationship with my boyfriend, and helped me feel secure in my sexual identity! 10/10

Tried Jely jooce to try to help me bust a nut because I am a sexually frustrated wamen who can't coom:(
When I vored an entire bottle of jely jooce everything seemed fine butt once I booted up porn hub and pulled down my spongebob panties I noticed a huge 69 feet pp spring out of my underwear! Now I have to live the rest of my life as a futa with big pp who can't find any suitable pantsu that my massive dong will fit in and I still can't coom! > :( do not recommend!

After drinking this My Penis has grown 2 miles and I have become a god and now I can destroy people with my laser eyes and now I have already stolen your girlfriend all you need is to use 5 Tablespoons instead of 2 and after ******* years of waterfalls, I am now Immortal and know everything.

I tried this product to cure my homosexuality, but I've been drinking Jilly Juice for months and I still have an unquenchable thirst for penis.

After 3 days of moldy Jjuice I grew a HUGE 3rd leg. I was able to *******@ck myself after that. My vagina is now so happy! My husband is okay with this though. He won't come near me. He says my chronic diarrhea is a turnoff. Ladies, drink the juice and you too can go *******@ck yourselves! No toys needed!