Jilly Juice, LLCReviews 295

So far its been 6 months on jilly juice and I've got to say im sticking to this for life. Only thing is i make my own now. Anyway, i always suffered from lusting over penises. Every night since i was a kid i would dream of them inside of me and symptoms only got worse as i got older. I began to fantasize being being raped by strangers and also forced into their basements to be their eternal sex slave. Ever since jilly juice all of that not only has dissapeared but now what i think about is raping girls and forcing them to live in my basement like a normal straight man. I never thougth i could change this!

The second improvment i noticed is that im much smarter. I used to forget everything and i had a hard time making plans because it was hard to think. Now not only do i remember where all of the cameras are on the college campus near me but i have created a solid plan to have my first straight sex experiences! I cant wait! Thankyou so much jilly.

Jillian should honestly be charged and sentenced to prison for a lifetime. She is preying on people that are suffering that are in pain. Desperate people that would litreally skip their cancer medication for this BullSh*t. People have died from this crap and have gotten serious strokes. And she does not take any responsibility whatsoever. Dosent feel any remorse for her actions. And it really pisses me off. How dare you prey on people that are in pain you degenerate $#*!bag. She has no data. Her claims are outrageous.

I grew a whole new sexuality. I am now trisexual,,, clearly the superior of all sexualities. Also cures racism, night blindness. Also gives you the power to consume superhuman quantities of cocaine and qualudes. Drinking this will make you superior to others whom do not consume this rotten kale water. Also I love explosive dhiarrea so there's that. I just started making my own with ocean water and rotten kale so I don't have to give that $#*! any more of my dirty grubby money. This also gives you extreme night crime. Harambe does not like this Jilly Juice.

This juice is the most delectable thing ever, idk what y'all are crying about. I had the homosexuality and once I took a sip of her juice I called everyone I knew to tell them I was cured from my disease. Bless Jilly and her cabbage juice. It also cured me of my depression as I was scrolling through sad facebook quotes on the subreddit r/im14andthisisdeep which is so deep, I took a sip of that green delicacy and my depression was gone in an instant. Pewdiepie showed up at my room and told me to subscribe which I already have and then told me to make a duplicate account and turn on adblock. The doctors says I am dying from sodium overdose but I have read the internet and google just says I have cancer. Can't be too bad. Anyways, drinking GFUEL really cured me so go buy GFUEL Energy Formula instead of this. Thank you. #sponsored

I just drank Jilly Juice and it tastes amazing! The combination of sewer water and just pure $#*! really brings the flavor. A couple of days ago I was jumped by 5 nazi's. They beat the hell out of me and even chopped my head clean off! But thankfully, I had Jilly Juice on me! I poured that $#*! on my severed head and it literally fused back onto my neck. Then suddenly, Jilly appeared! She was so greatful that I used the juice, she $#*! all over me! I felt so loved at that moment. Then, without hesitation I climbed in her $#*! and had the time of my life! The warmth of her sweaty $#*! brought me to tears. As she $#*! me out, I knew I had a purpose in this world. And it wasn't to be autistic. Which I was, until I drank Jilly Juice. Now my life is going great. I really reccomend this product! If your life is a living hell and you have no $#*! to climb up in, then Jilly Juice is the product for you!

Jillian Mai Thi Epperly is a crackpot. Her junk science (and even that term is used loosely) is going to kill one if she is not stopped. Cabbage water and massive amounts of salt will NOT cure you. They can, however, cause serious preferable damage to the brain, kidneys, stomach, etc. Regular ingestion of that much sodium can even cause death. Seriously people research it! Julian had NO medical training, NO scientific training and NOTHING upon which to lay her claims except her own internet research. PLEASE DO NOT FOLLOW THIS LOONIE