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Good grief, what is it with the New York news media establishment? You folks are SO out of touch! The "old" website worked fine! Sure, a few tweaks now and again don't hurt, but you folks just changed this over to "common core"! Maybe it scrolls better on portable devices or something, but the new site is just plain bad! Horrible to be exact. The content repeats/ duplicates and is inane non news. Your readership- the cubicle rat who flips over to you every few minutes to alleviate workplace insanity has now no reason but to abandon the site for a real news site. Your old format read and worked like a newspaper, this one reads and works like toilet paper.

Advice:
1: Go down the street to the bar where the now laid off 50 something originator of the first site is drowning their sorrows.
2: Get down on your knees and BEG him/her/them to return to Fox at ANY COST and restore the original format.
3: Go back to your office, round up all the pimply faced, hubristic, historically uneducated, millennial, skinny jean Google worshiping Prius driving Twitter pukes you have hired to freshen up your site. Ie., people who think Saturday Night Live has been at all funny in the last 15 years. Take them to the aforementioned bar down the street, and teach them how to drink something stronger than "hard cider". Get them really drunk. Take them to the worst part of town. Take their wallets and phones. Drive away.
4: Hire the ones back who make it in to the office ON TIME the next day. Give them mail room jobs. Minimum wage ( not NY minimum, but Kansas City minimum). Make them work their way up the ladder for years. Then tell them they are no longer relevant and fire them. It builds character.

Results:

1: Your site "eyeballs" will skyrocket, you can write a stupid story about how you saved Foxnews.com by following this plan, and post it on your now worthless Foxnews.com, (two or three times with misspellings and bad redirects), and you will keep your job.(for now). Because currently, due to this website iteration, YOU are the one who is irrelevant. Hurry up.

I used to visit the Fox News website multiple times a day to catch up on headlines and stories of interest. The new format is terrible. Takes up too much screen real estate and too time consuming to find what I want to see. This new format is a failure and whomever is in charge should be given their walking papers. Also, stop with the tabloid articles. If I want fake news, I'll go read the National Enquirer at the supermarket checkout!

If I was CNN and I wanted to destroy Fox's web presence, this new site is how I would do it! They replaced almost all of the text links with videos in a cheesy tabloid format--takes MUCH longer to find topics. I want to skim an article - not scoll through endless photos & I don't have time for videos - which take forever to load... and then crash! Have given up in frustration each morning... this is so bad it can't be used.

The new Fox News Web Site is simply Atrocious. It is far to slow to load, there is far less view able substance than before. We who frequent these pages are not Liberal Left Loonies, therefore we can read and do not Facebook or Video for every detail.
The Site is not only less enlightening, it is hard to navigate, not that there is much to navigate with this new layout.

The lead stories make no sense! I came to the site to get a quick update on the hurricanes and the recovery efforts in Mexico, and the lead story is some article about Kim Jong Un's intimate life. Seriously?!? I went over to CNN to get the updates I was looking for. Not that I want to make CNN any kind of regular habit, but at least when something serious is going on in the world, they have the sense to lead with decent, timely content.